Razor Burn

She broke up with me,

Two days later

I think she met

Her Don Juan in Italy

She has a new man,

I have a new mustache

Now all my friends

Are gonna call me mountain man

And everyone will think

That I'm a stupid drifter

To walk the earth alone,

I'll never shave again

On the night she left me,

Facial hair grew miraculously

I dressed in black like Johnny Cash,

And grew this beard of shame

I've heard it said she looks a lot like,

Sherilyn Fenn

And sometimes I'm mistaken for,

Billy Gibbons

I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot

It's over, she left me,

And she will soon forget me

She found out I was lame,

I grew a beard of shame

Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant

I am a new man, I have a beard of shame