Quiche Lorraine

The skies are charcoal grey

It's a dreary downtown day

But at the end of my 40 foot leash

Is my little friend Quiche

Quiche La Poodle is her name

And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out. Yeah!

She runs around, she shouts out and barks. Yeah!

Cause she's a good doggie

She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy! Arf Arf

And I know she'll stick by me, Yeah! Arf Arf

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane

Drivin' down the lane

Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here

Don't leave me

I'll go insane.

I'll go insane.

How do you like that?

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green

About two inches tall, with a strawberry blond fall;

Sunglasses and a bonnet

and designer jeans with appliques on it?

The dog that brought me so much joy

Left me wallowing in pain

Quiche Lorraine

I'll show her!

Do you see the key in my hand?

I'm gonna throw it in the lake

Yes, you've been so rotten to me,

You take the cake.

I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel

And just you try and come back to me

Yeah, you'll see.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine you mangy mutt.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!

Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!