Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (and I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I
Got nothing to say
But if you pay me, I can play the fool

Go on believe, if it turns you on
Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get out while you can

Do you remember when
The only thing that mattered was
Taking time for the things you love?
But now you got to humor, all these fools

Go on believe, if it turns you on

Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get out while you can

If you need me, I'm your man
But you don't wanna see me mad
Oh no, we don't care
You're a pro and it's no surprise
Oh no, we don't care

Go on believe, if it turns you on
Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get out while you can