Perfect Isn't Easy

[Georgette]

Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy

But it's me

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments, darling

Not for my vanity

But for humanity

Each little step a pose

See how the breeding shows

Sometimes it's too much for even me

But when all the world says, "Yes"

Then who am I to say "No"?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl

No, girl, you need a pro

Not a flea or a flaw

Take a peek at that paw

La la la la

Perfection becomes me, nest ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled

I'm beauty unleashed

Yeah!

Jarred rock, hard stock

So classc and classy

We're not talking Lassie

And Ah! Ah! Ooo. . .

Tho' many covet my bone and bowl

They're barking up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice but still

It's just pretty

Perfect, my dears

Is me