Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine me and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, French me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me

Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "Do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose and make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
And never out think me, just mink me

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New thunder bird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape, slowly

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "Do it"

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose and make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
And never out think me, just mink me

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New thunder bird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Peel me, peel me a grape