Particle Man

Particle man,
Particle man,
Doin' the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle man.
Is he dot, or is he a spec?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hates partical man.
They have a fight, triangle wins,
Triangle man.

Universe man,
Universe man,
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to smaller man,
Universe man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
A millenium hand, and a cling-on hand.
And when they meet, it's happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man.

Person man,
Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.
Is he depressed, or is he messed?
Does he keep totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
The greatest man, Person man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Person man
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle man.