Ouch!

(Parody of "Help!" by The Beatles)

Ouch!

You're breaking my heart

Ouch!

I'm falling apart

Ouch!

Ow-ow-ouch!

When we first met

I must admit I fell for you right from the start

Now when we meet

all kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart

Ouch!

Don't desert me

Ouch!

Please don't hurt me

Ouch!

Ow-ow-ouch!

What is thing called love?

Why do they say it makes the world go 'round?

I can't explain

the way I feel for you, my feet don't touch the ground

Ouch!

Don't desert me

Ouch!

Please don't hurt me

Ouch!

Ow-ow-ouch!

When we first met

I must admit I fell for you right from the start

Now when we meet

all kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart

Ouch!

Don't desert me

Ouch!

Please don't hurt me

Ouch!

Ow-ow-ouch!

(repeat refrain twice)