Ordinary Average Guys

I'm just an ordinary average guy

My friends are all boring

And so am I

We're just ordinary average guys

We all live ordinary average lives

With average kids

And average wives

We all go bowling at the bowling lanes

Drink a few beers

Bowl a few frames

We're just ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday we work in the yard

Pick up the dog do

Hope that it's hard (whaf whaf)

Take out the garbage and clean out the garage

My friend's got a Chrysler

I've got a Dodge

We're just ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guys

(sound of bowling pins)

Ordinary average guy

Ordinary average guy

Ordinary average guy

Ordinary average average guys