Old Woman On A Train

Caught the train from Warrabrook

All the way into Hornsby.

But somehow we got stuck

Next to a fat spastic old lady.

She had a stereo

And a granny pram.

A big fat ugly gut

And a pink bum-bag.

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

She had some Choc-Wheaton's

Some plastic tupperware.

She hated all Asians

'Cos "they're not from round here"

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.