Off the Wagon

Been dry long enough.
My brain and body need some abuse.
Rake me over the coals,
and I'll try to think of an excuse.
I'll set a goal, and it won't be hard.
Hit every bar on the boulevard.
Bad idea. Yeah, your probably right.
But I won't be a designated driver tonight.
'Cause I'm...

Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon...

Just how much I've embarassed myself,
Well, I haven't got a clue.
Did I throw a drink in your face,
and tell you how much I love you?
Oh, shit! I lost my I.D.
Hook up the Jagermeister I.V.
Bad idea. Yeah, your probably right.
But I won't be a designated driver tonight.
'Cause I'm...

Off the wagon.
I'm Off the wagon.
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon.
Off the, off the, off the, wagon, wagon, wagon...
(Whee!)

(instrumental break)

Set a goal...
Hit every bar...
Bad idea...
Designated...
Alright. Alright.

Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon...
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon.
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon.
I'm On the Town, Off the wagon.
I'm Off the wagon, wagon, wagon, wagon.

Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon and on the town.
Off the wagon...
(Whee!)

(That's it)