Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

I never thought you'd be a junkie
because heroin is so passe.
But today,
if you think that I don't know
about depression and
emotional pain,
you're insane, or your
a fool who hasn't paid attention
to a word that I say.
In a way, I can't
help but feel responsible.
I always knew that you were insane
with your pain.
But I never thought you'd be a junkie
because heroin is so passe.
hey.

So passe
now a-day.
You never thought you'd get addicted,
just be cooler in an obvious way.
I could say,
shouldn't you have got
a couple peircings and decided
may-be that you were gay.
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible,
I always knew that you were insane
with you pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie
because heroin is so passe, hey.
(repeat)

(instrumental break)

Heroin is so passe.
hey.
(repeat)