No Truck Song

I got my ′89 Silverado all shined up
Headin' for the back forty lookin′ for mud
These Firestone AT2's won't get stuckBut don′t be fooled by what I′m sayin'
′Cause that ain't what′s up

This ain't no truck song
This ain′t no fishtailin' down a dirt road song
'Cause you ain′t with me sittin′ pretty, ridin' shotgun
No girl, you′re long gone
This ain't no truck song, hey now

I got a cooler full of silver bullets back in the bed
I got the 20 greatest trucker hits on cassette
KC lights are ready to shine up the night
But your silhouette won′t be there dancin' in the moonlight

This ain′t no truck song
This ain't no fishtailin' down a dirt road song
′Cause you ain′t with me sittin' pretty, ridin′ shotgun
No girl, you're long gone
This ain′t no truck song
Naw, this ain't no truck song!

Whoa, yeah

Turn up that, take a little ride, somethin′ 'bout a truck (truck, yeah)
Mud on the tires, I drive your truck (pick up man)
Dirt road anthem, we rode in trucks
But don't be fooled just ′cause I′m listenin' to Hillbilly Deluxe

This ain′t no truck song
This ain't no fishtailin′ down a dirt road song
'Cause you ain′t with me sittin' pretty, ridin' shotgun
No girl, you′re long gone
This ain′t no truck song, ah now, baby

This ain't no truck song
This ain′t no fishtailin' down a dirt road song
′Cause you ain't with me sittin′ pretty, ridin' shotgun
No girl, you're long gone
This ain′t no truck song

You ain′t ridin' shotgun
′Cause now you're long gone
This ain′t no truck song
You ain't never comin′ back, no, no
Hey! See ya!

Ah, keep playing baby, one more time!

Yeah, yeah
You ain't ridin' shotgun
′Cause now you′re long gone
This ain't no truck song
Hell no, it ain′t, hahahaha, yeah!
Sam, you can't sing about trucks no more