Never LEGO

[Intro]
Never LEGO (Oh)
Never LEGO (Oh)

[Verse 1]
Let me grabba that Jabba (Oh)
Like Maul with this haul
Some call me Millennium Vulture
I'm just a man of culture

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go
What would Dooku do, what would Dooku do?

[Verse 2]
When I saw your Star Wars collection
Simply felt the strongest connection
But the Force works mysterious ways
Now Reckless Ben's up in my face

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh)
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh)

[Verse 3]
When I saw it packed on the shelf
Something woke inside myself
Some call it envy, some say greed
It's just my destineed (I Obi-Wan' it)
Bryan's claim may be fair
Like my hair just ain't there
But my heart don't care
Just another brick in the wall
I'll hang up when you call
Deep inside, felt the pull
I saw the Death Star's hull
Maybe dad was never there
Life was just unfair
Maybe that's why every time
I see a box from '79
I shiver and shake
It's no Wookiee mistake
Call it fad, call me trad
But I'm just dealing with my distant dad

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)

[Verse 4]
The galaxy keeps on calling me
Don't make me set Chewbacca free
These molded plastic bricks
My only chance to be on Netflix
You say you know what you know
And you saw what you saw
But don't you know possession's nine tenths of the law?

[Bridge]
The prophet spoke of kingdoms high
And planets waiting in the sky
But what good is a heavenly sphere

If Cloud City isn't here?
Would've gotten away with it too
If not for Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
And those meddling kids with a million vids

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)
Never LEGO, never let go (Ah-oh)

[Verse 5]
Fate may be a deed o' sale
But I know my flock won't let me fail
Calling heroine in to the rescue
My college friends come to arrest you (Woo)
Never LEGO
Some people seek salvation
Some people seek control
I just want your TIE fighters
To lift my empty soul
I never had much growing up
Dad was always gone
So when I saw your Interceptor
It felt like my Alderaan
Some hundred thousand dollars' worth of Star Wars
Brick by brick
Some people saw a crime scene
For me it's one cool trick
Thought I'd evade detection
Thought nobody would know
But somehow every camera angle
Is fit for HBO

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)

[Verse 6]
Reckless Ben keeps calling me
Guess I'll SWAT his Airbnb
Never LEGO
I would've gotten away with it too
If not for the camera crew
Can't evade him, like Vader
Make it worse, fix it later
Earning every single hater
Including my creator

[Refrain]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)

[Verse 7]
On a thin line, on a slack line
Tryna reach a tiny star
You know I gotta hustle to get my castle
Out there on a planet far
Some follow the word without correction
Others sift through the second-hand section
Some folks seek holy perfection
I only ever wanted the largest LEGO Star Wars collection

[Outro]
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)
Never LEGO, never let go
Never LEGO, never let go (Oh-oh)
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