Neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69 there lives a transvestite

He's a man by day

But he's a woman at night

There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein

Say's he's on a chore to start

The Third World War

Oh if you find the time

Please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

In 110 they haven't paid the rent

So there goes the TV with the

Repo men

In 999 they make a living from crime

The house is always empty 'cos they're

All doing time

Oh if you find the time

Please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen

He's bigger than Tyson

And he's twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar

And a serial killer

Oh if you find the time

Please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?

Who lives here man?

Who lives in a house like this?

Oh they want to knock us down

'Cos they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting

When the bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood like this you know

It's hard to survive

So you'd better come prepared

'Cos they won't take us alive

Oh if you find the time

Please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood