My Pathetic Past

by SNFU

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No prize for congeniality

Never knew popularity

The ugly stick had wished

To one day become a swan

Always picked last for sports teams

Got cheated out of my wet dream

Missed out on teenage sex

Was too busy beating off to Reader's Digest

Well I can't help but laugh

at my pathetic past

From now on things will be different

Everyday will now be recess

Beaten up by football jocks

Forced to hide in toilet stalls

Chased home by rabid dogs

somehow survived it all

'Kick Me' sign taped to my back

I had to run out of my art class

Shit rolling out of my slacks

Chasing me down the stair well

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