My Life Is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier

I don′t even know why you're so pissed
You said I′m such a piece of shit
That wasn't subtle at allMaybe I deserve more credit than you gave me
You say I'll never learn, and it′s never gonna phase me
It doesn′t phase me at all

If I came home right now
What would I find out?

I'm at the end of my tether
You′re under my skin, and I'm letting it fester
Yeah, I′ve had enough
Stumble out, and I'm headed for the van
I can′t drive, man, I can barely stand
Forget getting it up

I bet you faked it all along
And I bet you never missed me at all
I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on

If I came home right now
What would I find out?

You won′t believe me
You won′t believe me
You won't believe me
You won′t believe me
You won't believe me
You won′t believe me