My Girlfriend

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And every where I go

people would ask me where she was

I dont wanna talk about her

Someone always askes about her

So I tell them all my girlfriends dead

I say its lukimia

Or sometimes Bulemia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

I dont wanna talk about her

Someone always askes about her

So I tell them all she's dead

I guess theres a part of me

That likes the sympathy

Or the looks on their faces as I tell them

How she passed away

I dont wanna talk about her

Someone always askes about her

So I tell them all she's dead

My girlfriends dead you see

Its a total lie but its easier on me

then having to admit that she likes someone else

My girlfriends dead you know

Please change the subject im going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I dont wanna talk about her

someone always askes about her

I dont wanna talk about her

someone always askes about her

So i tell them all my grilfriends dead.