My Fish Family

There's a man on the front porch

Say's he's related to me

But lately I'm finding

It hard to believe

And this is filled

With spooks and ghosts

They say they're family

But they are strangers at most

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They're strange fishes of the deep blue sea

And absolutely nothing like me

They swim around in their little treasure chests

When it comes to loving me

They give it their fish best

But it's hard with all those scales

Of good and bad, you see (2nd time: Of morality)

They're my fish family

My fish family

And they try and hook me

Or put me in a tank

They may try and book me

For robbing a fish bank

Cause misunderstanding comes easily

When they're blowing bubbles

And I can hardly breathe

BRIDGE (not sung at JewelStock)

And when will they understand

I just wanna marry a man

Without seaweed in his teeth

Without barnacle for hair

Without seaweed in his ears

But their fish ears won't hear me

They're my fish family

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