My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend

my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

he writes love songs about her

& from what i understand

he's the expert now at takin' off her clothes

he's got two songs on the radio

i wish i'd written those

my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

he writes love songs about her

even i can understand

& he's got a certain something i suppose

his new song's on the radio

& this is how it goes:

(this is him singing)

i don't want to live in this world anymore

i don't want to live in this world anymore

(he doesn't wanna live in this world anymore)

where will i find true love?

(where will he find true love?)

my ex-girlfriend naked on the sand

a summer's day two years ago

when i was still her man

i was the expert then at takin' off her clothes

& that's all ancient history

& that's the way it goes

but i've been working on my keyboards

(yeah right)

practising guitar

& takin' lots of bass lessons

to expand my repertoire

& my new girlfriend my new girlfriend

my new girlfriend my new girlfriend

my new girlfriend my new girlfriend

my new girlfriend my new girlfriend [etc]

my new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band