My Cat

My cat,
Cool cat,
Good cat,
Pussy cat..

When I see him walking,
Makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere,
We watch him on TV..

My cat is amazing,
He can play the guitar,
He may not be an actor,
But he's a pussy superstar..

My cat,
Cool cat..

My cat is everywhere,
Sees what he can see,
He may not be an actor,
He acts atrociously..

My cat is amazing,
He can play the guitar,
He may not be an actor,
But he's a pussy superstar..

My cat isn't crazy,
He's everything to me,
My cat burns the bible,
And he thinks it's so funny..

He isn't very good,
He isn't very smart,
He may not be Picasso,
But he is a work of art..

Hates me as much as I hate you

My cat,
Cool cat,
Good cat,
Pussy cat..

When I see him walking,
Makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere,
We watch him on TV..

My cat is amazing,
He can play the guitar,
He may not be an actor,
But he's a pussy superstar..

My cat isn't crazy,
He's everything to me,
My cat burns the bible,
And he thinks it's so funny..

He isn't very good,
He isn't very smart,
He may not be Picasso,
But he is a work of .. art

My cat is handsome,
He can play the guitar,
He can break my arm in seven places,
He can eat a whole watermelon,

My cat, my cat