Mr. Chevy Celebrity

Well I thought all my friends were sane

Then I met this kid in the fourth grade

"Let's go throw rocks through the neighbor's windows"

I never wanted to go but he would always make me

I wanna know what you were thinking

I wanna know what you were drinking

Mark Cruce

Have another drink Mark Cruce

He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch

Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce

He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house

Mark Cruce

Through all the years not a whole lot's changed

How 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap

Off some burnout's keg

I really hope that you know

I almost got my ass beat

Have another drink Mark Cruce

He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out

Setting fire to bags of shit outside your Neighbor's house