Mountain Dew Anonymous

Director:

Well hello everybody

Welcome to MDA, that's Mountain Dew Anonymous

For those that have abuse problems with Mountain Dew

We have a new member today, his name's KJ-52

KJ introduce yourself

KJ-52:

My name is KJ-52 and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew

Director:

Tell the people a little about what happened

KJ-52

What am I gonna do, I'm addicted to Mountain Dew

When I drink just one or two

People say "Boy what's wrong with you man"

Start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too

I'm fiending like I ain't got a clue

And this is what I'm gonna say to you

CHORUS:

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew

Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew

I ain't playing with you better gimme that Mountain Dew

Director:

Well, KJ I know that must be tough to talk about,

But part of recovery is talking about it starts

Explain how this started

KJ-52:

I started when i was on tour

I had to stay awak so I went to the store

Loaded up and I buth like four, I just kept drinking more and more

When all of a sudden something happened to me

Just for some reason I couldn't fall asleep

mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine

Not sure but I started to scream...

CHORUS

Director:

Well, KJ I know that was painful to talk about

But you CAN overcome it

You just have to admit that you have a problem.

KJ-52:

I got a problem I jsut can't help it

Somebody help I think I'm addicted

Cause every day i just got to have it

I can't help it, it's just a habit

I got a problem, I get it

I'm an addict, I'll admit it

And I promise I'm gonna quit it

Hey that mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it...?

Director:

KJ, you need to put the Mountain Dew down.

KJ, back away from the Mountain Dew

KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW

NOW MAN, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU