Monkey

Monkey oh monkey where do you roam?

Cos I wanna see your monkey arse,

right here at home.

I love you tender, my dear

Love you sweet,

I want to kiss your monkey feet.

You look like a monkey,

You look like a monkey

But I do not give a monkies

because it's one of my fantasies.

Making love to monkies,

making you to you.

I don't see a different?

Tell me dear, do you?

The monkey in the zoo,

got me just as excited as you

It's naughty face,

those long lean hands,

Don't tell me you've never thought the same as me.

Making love to monkies,

It's what I want to do.

It may be illegal,

but I don't care, do you?

So if you wanna make me happy babe,

If you wanna make me smile,

put on the monkey suit and jump up and down, use a banana... just try...

You may think I love you,

But my dear that just ain't so.

I love your monkey features,

Please dear, don't say no.

I wanna see you 'ooh' and 'ahh'

I wanna hear your monkey howl.

If I can't get it from you darling,

The monkey will just growel.

Look at the monkey bottom,

My imagination's really good.

Monkey, monkey, monkey

Monkey light my wood.