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One day you'll be glad I came around

I may be the best thing you have found

Ain't much you can count on in this town

I swear I'm speaking from my heart

And I won't let you down.

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My love is guaranteed

You're never going to see the end of me

I've got all you need

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer

Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer

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I just do my best to stay alive

Got a junked out car but you should see me drive

Racing down St Charles Avenue

Ain't got much but what I got

Will sure be good for you

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Flyin' down the highway of my dreams

You will find my crazy love

Is always what it seems

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