Man Smart/ Woman Smarter

(D Kleiber)

Let us put man and woman together

And see which one is smarter

Some say men but I say no

The women got the men like a puppet show

Ain't me, it's the people they say

The men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Are smarter than the men in every way

That's right! The women are smarter

That's right! The women are smarter

A little boy sat down and cried

An old man passing asked him why

He said I can't do what the big boys do

Old man sat down and he cried, too

Ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Are smarter than the man in every way

That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter

It ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Are smarter than the men in every way

That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter

Smarter than the men in every way

That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter

Smarter than the men in every way

That's right it's the people that say the men are leading the women astray

But I Say, it's the women today, are smarter than the men in every way

That's right they're smarter