Man Or Muppet

by Jason Segel, Walter

12 Views Dec 11, 2025

Lyrics

I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What′s the right direction to goI don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I′m a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

I look into these eyes
And I don′t recognize
The one I see inside
It′s time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet oh I′m a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

Here I go again
I′m always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I′m a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I′m a very manly muppet
I′m a muppet of a man

That's what I am