Malcom

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom

Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol

Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law

But Malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all

'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

And he never has the same problem twice

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late

Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate

Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate

Or his fianc閑 who dumps him because he's gaining weight

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

And he never has the same problem twice

And he goes VRRRRRMMM VRRRRRMMM

Problem solved!