Love Potion #9/spooky

by Nylons

2 Views Mar 20, 2026

Lyrics

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth

You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

She's got a shop down on 34th and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth

You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

She's got a shop down on 34th and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9

I told her that I was a flop with chicks

I'd been this way since 1956

She stretched out her palm and she made a magic sign

She said 'What you need boy is Love Potion #9'

She bent down, she turned around she gave me a wink

She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink'

It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

She bent down, she turned around, she gave me a wink

She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink'

It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you