Love At First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

All the things you said and did to your mom

I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcise me

Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,

So beautifully

Across your stomach it said "help me"

I gotta know will you marry me,

Captain Howdy

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcise me

Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcise me

Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

When I saw you piss on the rug,

My heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

And on your stomach it said "help me"

I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy