Los Angelenos

Therapy sessions since the age of seven - a familiar
dysfunction. Only 21 going on 11,
when his loving arms became a truncheon.
Well she can act cute or she can act coy - the tantrums
turn up uninvited; she's playing with needles 'cos
she's bored of her toys - oh it's so hard to get excited.

Misunderstood and overfed on mummy's pills and daddy's
bread - Los Angelenos from hell, you're doing very well.

A telephone voice that keeps us all sweet,
but there's always a call that's waiting.
She's pulling faces across the room as she speaks,
as if it's all so irritating.

[CHORUS]

Bubblegum for brains, she's getting silicone chest
pains a?? she don't look quite so young after all that
holidaying in the sun.

You just need an agent to make you a star - you know
that the awards are waiting.
Behind tinted windows of American cars,
you'll make interesting conversation.