Just a Trailer

I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint
Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change
I could, but really couldn′t even if I wanted toYou could teach a dog how to meow
But he's still gonna chase the postman down
I am what I am and I ain't what I ain′t
Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day
I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

My feet hurt from these high heels
I miss the way my Levi's feel
And there ain′t a beer
In this whole damn place
Coming here was a big mistake
If it ain't redneck I can′t translate
I tried but boy this ain't the way I was made

Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint
Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change
I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to
You could teach a dog how to meow
But he′s still gonna chase the postman down
I am what I am and I ain′t what I ain't
Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day
I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

They're serving up what they call pate
And it tastes like something I can′t say
Round the high up, high class, fancy kind of folk
I think it's time that we ditch this joint
And hop to the middle of a neon storm
Hitch a ride to the Idle on Music Row

Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint
Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change
I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to
You could teach a dog how to meow
But he′s still gonna chase the postman down
I am what I am and I ain′t what I ain't
Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day
I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

Yeah I'll trade 5th Avenue for Nascar any day
Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint