Josephine

They say he's trouble waiting to happen

Like he's a bottle filled with gasoline

I say he's waiting, but not for trouble

I say he's waiting for Josephine

And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen

And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?"

And he climbed the tower and he painted "I Love You"

In the brightest color I've ever seen

And it got him in trouble and he landed in the drunk tank

And his only call was for Josephine

And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen

And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?"

One night he got high and decided to call her

He tried to talk to the beauty queen

She said hello, and his heart it just melted

And his only words were "Goodbye, Josephine"

And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen

And they all made fun of him shouting "Where's Josephine?"