I've Lost My Mummy

Just like the inside of any big shop,

people were everywhere,

Suddenly business was brought to a stop

when a terrible yell hit the air...

[chorus]

I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've lost my mummy.

[deep, indrawn sob]

I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've lost my mummy!

ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.

People all gathered to look at the lad,

patted him on the head.

[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?

Turning to her the boy said...

[repeat chorus]

Down came the manager to fix up the mess,

took the small boy aside,

[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address,

With a lungful of air he replied...

[repeat chorus]

Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,

gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]

[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!

and the little boy's voice floated back...

I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've found my mummy.

[deep, indrawn sob]

I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've found my mummy!

No mummy, I don't wanna go, no mummy I don't wanna, no mummy!

[applause]