I've Been Everywhere

I was humpin' my bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road,

When along came a semi with a high and canvas-covered load.

If you're goin' to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can ride.

So I climbed in the cabin and I settled down inside.

He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.

I said (spoken): Listen, mate, I've travelled ev'ry road in this here land.

CHO: 'Cos I've been ev'rywhere, man,

I've been ev'rywhere, man;

Crossed the desert sand, man;

I've breathed the mountain air, man.

Of travel I've had my share, man;

I've been ev'rywhere.

I've been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba,

Nambour Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah,

Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnarnulla,

Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,

Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla,

Wallambilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I'm a killer.

Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo,

Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo,

Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne,

Lithgow, Casino, Boggabri, Gundagai,

Narrabri, Tibooburra, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wanganella,

Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the teller.

Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby,

Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi,

Yarra Yarra, Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra,

Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra,

Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta,

Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what's it matter.

Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat,

Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat,

Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween,

Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen,

Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly,

Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly.

I've been here, there, ev'rywhere,

I've been ev'rywhere.

Orright, mate, you've been ev'ry place but one, and ya don't need my help t'get there.