I've Been Everywhere

I've Been Everywhere

By The Scared Weird Little Guys

Well I was humping my Bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road

When along came a semi with a high and canvas covered load

"If you're going to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can bloody ride."

So I climbed up in the cabin and I settled down inside

He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand

And I said, "listen mate, I've travelled every road in this here land,

"Cause, I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breathed the mountain air, man

And trouble I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

Australia :

"I've been to, Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Maloolabah,

Nambor, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Moolabah,

Birdsville, Lamaville, Wallaville, Cunamulla,

Cunamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,

Darwin, Gin-Gin, Millaquin, Muckadilla,

Wallabilla, Boggabilla, Cumbarilla.

Perth.

Key change!

Down Again!

Up 2!

Down a half!

Down another half!

Ok they're still with us!

Ok good!

Right, that was around Australia, where have u been around Scotland?

Around Scotland?

Yeah...

Scotland :

"I've been to, Glasgow, Glencoe, Cumbarnold, Abernathy,

Nichorin, Och Dornin Och Connuck, Aberfeldy,

Dundee, Paisley, Locherbie, Newton, Stewart,

Loch Ness, Loch Long, Loch Linny, Loch Lochy,

Newburgh, Jedburgh, Fraserburgh, Edinburgh,

Inverary, Inverberry, Ochtamuchty.

Perrrrth.

Chorus

Alright smarty pants!

Where abouts now?

Somewhere really hard....

Ok give us somewhere

im thinknig....

yep comon...

I know!

Lets get a spontaneous audience suggestion!

Good Idea!

somewhere really difficult....( noises from audience)



South East Asia!!!!

South East Asia :

"I've been to, Peking, Nanking, Chunking, Hiroshima,

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