It's Just Porn Mum

Friday after dinner situation is the same over again

Mum, she wants to watch the news

But I just wanna watch the film at ten

So I get my way again

Half way through the movie naked bodies getting groovy on the screen

Mum, she changes channels, turns away

She can't believe what I've just seen

Embarrassed she starts to clean

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn you find porn everyday

It's just…

Billboards on the way to school

Use porn to make their shit look really cool, so cool

The girls I see on MTV conceal the fact the bands all look like fools

But their videos make me drool

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn you find porn everyday

It's just porn Mum, just porn Mum

It's just…

Mum I know that you're embarrassed

But just face it you can leave the movie on

Don't think that I am so naive

That I don't have a clue where I came from

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn you find porn everyday

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn you find porn everyday

It's just porn Mum, just porn Mum

Porn Mum, It's just porn Mum

It's just porn Mum, just porn Mum

It's just porn