It's Hard To Be Humble

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Oh Lord It's Hard to be humble

When you're perfect

in every way.

I can't wait

To look in the mirror.

'Cause I get better

looking each day.

To know me is to love me.

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord It's hard to be humble,

but I'm doing

the best that I can.

I used to

have a girlfriend,

but I guess

she just couldn't compete,

with all of these

love-starved women,

who keep clowering

at my feet.

Oh I probably could

find me another,

but I guess they're all in awe of me.

Who cares?

I never get lonsome.

'Cause I treasure my own company.

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I guess you could say

I'm a loner.

A cowboy out

lone, tough, and proud.

I could have lots of friends

If I wanted.

But then I wouldn't

stand out from the crowd.

Some folks say that

I'm egotistical.

Hell I don't even know

what that means.

I guess it has something to do

with the way that I

fill out my skin

tight with jeans.

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I'm dooing the best that I caaaaan.