It's Gonna Be A Bad Day

I stayed in bed late today

Because the room was spinning

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My alarm went off on time

But it was the smoke alarm

I think it's gonna be a bad day

Poured a bowl of chunky granola

The milk was chunkier

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My boss said I'm doing a great job

And he hates to let me go!

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My wife said "I love you Bill!"

My name is John!!!

I think it's gonna be a bad day

Found a 4-leaf clover

Growing on my shower floor

I think it's gonna be a bad day

I'm gonna be a dad...

According to the lawsuits

I think it's gonna be a bad day

Talked to a sexy girl today

For $4.95 a minute

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My son finally got his own place

He's in prison

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My daughter started an e-business

She's got a camera in her bedroom!

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My doctor gave me the thumbs up

It was extremely painful!!

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My wife likes to dress sexy

So I hear

I think it's gonna be a bad day

My secretary has a crush on me

His name is Steve!!!

I think it's gonna be a bad day