Introducing Me

I'm I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese but only on pizza please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I I really like you when the moon looks like a toe nail
And I love you when you say my name

If you wanna know here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me!

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I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word 'dude'
As a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And superheroes
And cheques with lots of zeroes on 'em

I love the sound of violins and making someone smile

If you wanna know here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me!

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me!

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Do do do do do do do
Do do do do
Introducing me!