In the Future

by Steel Panther

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It is the future... year 6969
Somewhere out in Megaspace
The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke NebulaIn order to continue breeding
After removal from the universe their last remaining enemy
Men created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot Rezark SP - a prototype PIL
Accidentally launched into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars
Has programmed a self replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year

Slone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S:

Formerly known as Earth
Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut

Has a bad case of bluballsium and one thing on his hydro-mind:
Pussy!