I'm Headed Your Way

They re comin across the border by the thousands everyday
Lookin for a better life in the good ol U.S.A.
Well, everybody s talkin about the aliens invadin
While I m savin every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, I m headed your way, hasta luego Jose

You say hola , I ll say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I m headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
I m headed your way, Jose
(Cuervo that is, lil sunshine, some margaritas,
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)

Up here we work our asses off just tryin to get ahead
But you can t spend a dollar if you ve worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
Me, I m headed your way

Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade

You say hola , I ll say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I m headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
I m headed your way, Jose
(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,
Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)

You say hola , I ll say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause you ll freeze your ass off here
Me, I m headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, I m kickin back in the Mexican shade
I m headed your way, Jose
(Yeah, I m hittin the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you
can have my car, that gas is killin me)