I'm Gettin Nuttin' For Christmas

I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in sister's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I Spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;

I made Tommy eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me. Oh,

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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas;

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack in my teacher's chair;

Somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Susie's hair;

Somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Mommy's plants,

Climbed a tree and tore my pants,

Filled the sugar bowl with ants;

Somebody snitched on me.

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I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait;

I'd start now but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

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So better be good whatever you do,

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.