If I Were A Terrorist (i'd Bomb Your Graduati

She's out of school again

But she won't be calling from where she is going

the lines are jammed this time

what could a girl like her need with a slacker like me

If I were a terrorist

I'd bomb you're graduation

If I were a terrorist

there'd be no hesitation

So I'm going on tour with the band

She said "stay for the summer" but she don't understand

That the radio plays what they want you to hear

and I want them to play you your love song this year

If I were a terrorist

I'd bomb you're graduation

If I were a terrorist

there'd be no hesitation

The cameras are flashing

Her black robe is passing

and there I am chilled to my bones

This is the year my girlfirends leaving home

She'll probably end up with a frat guy

She'll probably get pinned while I sleep in the van

I'm sure she'll be home for thanksgiving

I'll send her a picture of me making out with a fan.... And.....

If I were a terrorist

I'd bomb you're graduation

If I were a terrorist

there'd be no hesitation

The cameras are flashing

Her black robe is passing

and there I am chilled to my bones

This is the year my girlfirends leaving

this is the year my girlfriends leaving

this is the year my girlfriends leaving

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