If I Had Me A Million

If I had a million I would build you a mansion,

a hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need,

We would run through the hallways and dance in the backyard,

if we ain't got no neighbors ain't noone will see.

and if I had a speed plane we'd fly across the land,

settle in some little border town,

we'd drink margaritas and dance to mariachis,

put you on my speed plane and I would bring you back home.

and if I had a steamboat we'd sail across the ocean blue,

dock in some little port of call,

we would have a fine time with Swiss cheese and French wine,

put you on my steamboat and I'd bring you back home.

But I ain't got a million and I ain't got a speed plane,

I ain't got no boat upon the sea,

all I've got is two strong arms to hold you so tightly,

so baby won't you, won't you please, come back home with me.

all I've got is these two strong arms to hold you so tightly,

so baby won't you, won't you please, come back home with me.