I Saw Three Ships

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the [laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..and Christ were there
on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain [laughing]
I thought I told you to SHUT UP!
..all rejoice amain
On Christmas day in the morning.

Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]
On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
[Smashing piano noise]