I Hate Children

Another child born to the house, I hate children
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse, I hate children
I hate it when they make lots of noise, I hate children
I broke my neck tripping over their toys, I hate children

Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat
What you need's a smack, smack, smack
If I'd my way, I'd give away

I hate the crying that they make, I hate children
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake, I hate children
I hate getting up late at night, I hate children
To check and see if the crying baby's alright, I hate children

Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat

What you need's a smack, smack, smack
If I'd my way, I'd give away

Now have my little monstrous kid, I hate children
It's of you that I'll be rid, I hate children
Do you see this toy, it's called a gun, I hate children
If you wanna live you'd better run, I hate children

Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat
What you need's a smack, smack, smack
If I'd my way, I'd give away

I hate children, I hate children
I hate children, I hate children
Kill all children dead