I Don't Dance

music and lyrics by jo davidson

He said let's go out for drinks

And we'll talk some business

I was young I didn't think

and the next thing I knew

I was driving his Rolls Royce

trying to keep him off my dress

I'd never been in a Rolls Royce

but I wasn't impressed

Can't you tell

I don't dance well

no I don't dance oh I don't dance no

I don't dance well

I kept bringing up his wife

and I told him I went to church

he said oh that's very nice

then the waiter brought our food

I was hungry so I ate

then I said it's getting late

and I wish you'd take me home

but he wanted to dance

Can't you tell

I don't dance well

I don't dance oh I don't dance

oh I don't dance well

when I hate the music

when I hate the song

turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa

I was fired soon after (bummer)

And my boyfriend was so mad

I collected my two weeks pay

and that was the end of that

can't you tell I don't dance well

I don't dance oh I don't dance oh I don't dance well

when I hate the music

when I hate the song

turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa

cause I don't dance

for just anyone.