I Can Change

Some people say that I'm a bad guy

They may be right

They may be right

But it's not as if I don't try

I just fuck up

Try as I might

But I can change, I can change

I can learn to keep my promises

I swear it.

I'll open up my heart

And I will share it

Any minute now

I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change

I know I've been a dirty little bastard

I like to kill, I like to maim

Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK

Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil

It's society, society

You see my parents were sometimes abusive

And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change

I can learn to keep my promises

I know it.

I'll open up my heart

And I will show it

Any minute now

I will be born again

Satan The Dark Prince:

But what if you never change?

What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?

Saddam Hussein:

Hey Satan

Don't be such a twit

Mother Theresa won't have shit on me.

Just watch

Just watch me change

Here I go I'm changing

Hey Satan!