I Brake For Brunettes

Well I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads I stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pick-up truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but

I brake for brunettes

I let Firestone put me some new tires on

Just a few weeks ago

But man I swear that wear and tear

Is already startin' to show

Well I oughta just whistle or yell

But man I can't help myself

'Cause I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads I stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

Don't tailgate my pick-up truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but

I brake for brunettes

You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park

And Judy's beauty salon

Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's boutique

Where they come out with mini-skirts on

Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread

Down by Tina's tanning beds

'Cause I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads I stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pick-up truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but

I brake for brunettes

I brake for brunettes

Man I brake for brunettes