I Been Refused

Sitting after supper, watched the FBI
Asked for a cigarette, I got no reply

Then you dropped your culottes
Revealing rubber underpants
Sweat was forming in my shoes
When you ended our romance

I been refused, I lost my shoes

Last Monday morning, minus twenty degrees
Walked to unemployment on my knees

Left without my money
Tried to make my trial
Judge said, "You're the porno king
Go to jail for a while"

I been refused, I lost my shoes

Bought a Kodak brownie
Developed film at home
Took some shots of sister
Pants were full of foam

Took a couple back views

Took some up front

Three tries, wallet size
I was looking at that cunt

But I been refused, I lost my shoes
I been refused, I lost my shoes

Went topless bowling
Tried to get some stuff
It was a lesbo love scene
Strictly treat 'em rough

Everything created
Under earth and sky
Wants to be mated
It must couple or must die

But I been refused, I lost my shoes
I been refused, I lost my shoes

Sitting after supper watched the FBI
Asked for a cigarette, I got no reply

Dogs in the ocean pigs in the sea
Well, come on baby and whack-a
Whack-a, whack-a with me

I been refused, I lost my shoes